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Performers

Erick

Erick was born and raised in Dallas and is a graduate of Texas A&M University where he was able to get his Bachelors degree in Marketing despite being a full time drinker and trying to start a family with any girl who would let him plant his seed. Erick was the lead man in his 4th grade play, “Little Women”. Erick is a perspiring improvisational comic and has performed on numerous occasions at the water cooler, in the break room and he has even performed for a packed house at Thanksgiving. Erick has been in several commercial buildings and even some commercial vehicles. Despite all his successes he is single, so what’s up ladies . . . . give him a call!

Alex grew up in the cold winters of Mother Russia fighting off bears,
playing balalaika and drinking vodka instead of baby formula. When he
was 5 he learned to reassemble a Kalashnikov in 13 seconds and by the age of 7 he could do it in 6 seconds while figure skating with Oksana Baiul. In 1989, Alex advised Mikhail Gorbachev to dismantle the Berlin wall, which brought the end of the Cold War, and also helped Al Gore invent the Internet. In 1997, Alex's work in DNA technology lead to cloning of Dolly the Sheep and Molly the Goat (they still live with Alex). In 2004, Alex received a Grammy Award for his solo album "My Life with Oprah" and in 2005 he was awarded a Pulitzer Prize for his book "The Silence of the Lamps."

A prominent actor, Alex played the roles of a killer whale in "Free
Willy", a race horse in "Seabiscuit" and Godzilla in the US remake of the popular Japanese hit series. Currently, he is involved in teaching Americans to speak English with a Russian accent, sumo mud wrestling and development of herring-flavored ice cream...

Alex

Raj

Raj is the type of guy who enjoys playing Name That Tune in the car with the radio, even when he is alone in the shower. He spends an unhealthy amount of time pondering about the lives of 80s sitcom stars… Where are they right now? What are they doing? Will they find work again in the form of reality TV?

Raj is a vegetarian and he is against unnecessary cruelty to vegetables. He refuses to eat caged eggplants and zucchinis and he objects to testing cosmetic products on cauliflower and asparagus. He also likes to watch TV with dozens of potatoes around him on his couch (he calls them "my couch potatoes").

On Staurday nights, Raj loves to play a superhero in his Masters of the Universe Underoos. Raj is certainly a man with a mission: he is on a continuous trek to find the perfect NY pizza in Dallas (before it finds him). A fate of a superhero, no question about that!

Elyse's comic legacy is greatly influenced by malted hops and bong resin - so far nobody has ever witnessed her sober. Elyse is very proud of all her boyfriends whom she turned gay and all of her girlfriends whom she didn't. Her lifelong dream is to meet smart squirrels who can play chess, solve quadratic equations, and recite Robert Frost's poetry.

Elyse

Randy

Randy is from Baltimore, Maryland, but has lived in Dallas for the last 5 years. He works as a trauma surgeon, specializing in "funny bone" transplants. Randy likes to remind us that he IS a doctor, but doesn't play one on TV. His patients like him because of his keen sense of humor in the operating room, where he often recites dirty limericks and entertains everybody by juggling scalpels and lancets prior to performing surgeries.

As a native Dallasite, Susan has aspirations that someday flocks of Texas women will be chopping their hair off, dying it red and having their breasts reduced for the real Texas look. A Motown fan, scuba diver, hula dancer and former triathlete, Susan spends her days as a research nurse in the areas of burn, trauma and critical care.

Susan