“I tried
all kind of diets, but couldn’t lose any weight. Then I went
to see 12 Drink Minimum, and I lost three pounds right after the show.
I’ve been losing weight ever since. I’m
undergoing my treatment for anorexia right now and I’m loving
it. Thanks, guys! You’re the best!”
“I’ve
been allergic to dogs ever since my childhood. I went to see 12 Drink
Minimum and now my dog is allergic to me – oh, sweet revenge!
I love you guys!”
“I have
been bald for twenty years. After the show, my chest hair moved to my
head – you guys are truly amazing!”
"I am 35 and I wet
my bed at night. I always felt awful about it, but could not find help
anywhere. I went to see 12 Drink Minimum and they changed my life! I
still wet my bed, but now I feel good about it! You rock,
guys!”
“I’ve
been married for 18 years and recently my wife and I started having
problems. We went to see 12 Drink Minimum and now she’s ok
with me dating a stripper on the side. Thanks for saving our
marriage!”
“My name
is Jim and I am an alcoholic. I went to see 12 Drink Minimum, and the
more I drank, the funnier they were! It’s so much better than
drinking alone!”
"These guys are so
funny that they didn't have to pay me to say this. Now can I have some
change..."
"You guys would
look great in speedos!"